Before you know it, you're the crazy cat lady in the scary house

Warm + Sun = Lazy Eibisch

April 01, 2004 ... 10:03 a.m.

Bootsie: *whining* ďż˝I have a horrible headache.ďż˝
Mom: ďż˝Take a few dozen aspirin--youďż˝ll feel better.ďż˝
Eibisch: ďż˝If she wakes up.ďż˝
Mom: ďż˝Either way Iďż˝ll feel better.ďż˝

So, I was perusing LeeboZeeboďż˝s journal the other day and happened upon a page oďż˝ quizzes. Or ďż˝Memesďż˝. Or whatever you want to call them.

I prefer ďż˝easy filler for the lazy diaristďż˝.

So, I took a few. And here they are, Iďż˝ll probably write a ~~boring~~ real entry tomorrow. But, right now, itďż˝s sunny and itďż˝s warm and Iďż˝m going outside before Mother Nature has one last lapse in sanity and dumps 8 inches of snow in my yard.

Where will you See Elvis by hulakitten13
user name
favorite elvis song
Date you see him August 14, 2030
money paid for it $53
Seen at... Starbucks drinking a triple soy caramel hold the foam latte with whipped cream and coconut and cinnamon with an extra expresso shot
the story is in... the sears catalog
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Where will you See Elvis by hulakitten13
user name
favorite elvis song
Date you see him	August 14, 2030
money paid for it	$53
Seen at...	Starbucks drinking a triple soy caramel hold the foam latte with whipped cream and coconut and cinnamon with an extra expresso shot
the story is in...	the sears catalog

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~Aww ... thatďż˝s my grandpaďż˝s 108th birthday. But, seriously? Starbucks? Riiight. Besides, I donďż˝t know as 26 years will be enough time for them to order some hot white chocolate supplies.~

What Annoying Celebrity are YOU Destined to Kill? by tiffeh
Name
You will kill George W. Bush
With a handgun
On February 11, 2023
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What Annoying Celebrity are YOU Destined to Kill? by tiffeh
Name
You will kill	George W. Bush
With	a handgun
On	February 11, 2023

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~Oh, God. Iďż˝m gonna get Vince Fostered in my sleep.~

Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who: Oliver Wood
When... ...you ask him for directions.
How he tells you: He sneaks in a message in your lunch.
What you do then: Shag him.
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Which Harry Potter guy falls in love with you? by Chili
Name/UserName:
House:
Who:	Oliver Wood
When...	...you ask him for directions.
How he tells you:	He sneaks in a message in your lunch.
What you do then:	Shag him.

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~I love a man with a Scottish accent. Well, the actor has Scottish accent. And thatďż˝s good enough for me. Hi. My name is Eibisch and Iďż˝m addicted to Harry Potter.~

Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably: A lonely turtle on an island
If not then you were: A tree
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Who were you in a past life? by Kat007
Name:
Birthdate:
Favorite Color:
Country:
You were most probably:	A lonely turtle on an island
If not then you were:	A tree

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~Oddly enough, my PRESENT life incorporates the same intoxicating levels of excitement!!!~

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you: David Spade
Who will play your love interest: Ewan McGregor
Weeks you will stay in the box office: 4
Song that will play during your love scene: Devo - Beautiful World
Song that will play during your death: Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper
Your name:
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Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you:	David Spade
Who will play your love interest:	Ewan McGregor
Weeks you will stay in the box office:	4
Song that will play during your love scene:	Devo - Beautiful World
Song that will play during your death:	Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper
Your name:

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~David Spade? Like there arenďż˝t enough brunette actors ... hey, wait a minute ...~

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny Fall in love with dreammate
Date when you fufill your destiny December 20, 2018
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What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Fall in love with dreammate
Date when you fufill your destiny	December 20, 2018

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~YES!! FINALLY!! Wait ... 2018 ... 14 years ... 14+27 ... 41. 41? FORTY--freaking--ONE?? ďż˝Dreamdateďż˝, my foot! What do we do? Bond over our favorite denture cream? Bingo night at the Legion? Our grandkids? Oh, wait--I donďż˝t have any because Iďż˝m FORTY--freaking--ONE!!!~

What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents think You're lazy
Strangers think You're hot
Friends think You're a slut
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What do people really think about you? by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents think	You're lazy
Strangers think	You're hot
Friends think	You're a slut

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~And there you have it ... irrefutable, scientific proof that these quizzes are rooted in cold, hard fact.~

Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is... Gentle
During Lovemaking You Act... Like a cat, longing to be pet
Your Partner Is... Your support
Your Partner Has Said That You... Are their favorite person
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote. "Love is bittersweet"
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Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...	Gentle
During Lovemaking You Act...	Like a cat, longing to be pet
Your Partner Is...	Your support
Your Partner Has Said That You...	Are their favorite person
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote.	"Love is bittersweet"

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~Crap. Cat? Can I never escape? Hi. Me. Crazy Cat Lady. And youďż˝d be a little bitter, too--if you were FORTY--freaking--ONE years old!!~

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a seven (you rock)
your best quality is youďż˝re fun to hang around
your worst quality is you judge people a little
this is because its genetic
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	seven (you rock)
your best quality is	youďż˝re fun to hang around
your worst quality is	you judge people a little
this is because	its genetic

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~I think theyďż˝re lowballing me with the ďż˝7ďż˝ but, yes, I do rock.~

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A: Poet
Your Favorite Band/Song Sneaker Pimps - Low Five
You Like To Read: Classic literature
You Firmly Believe In: Nose-picking
Everyone Thinks You Are: A respectable person
You Were Conceived: Backstage at a Queen concert
You Will Marry: The Antichrist
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Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Poet
Your Favorite Band/Song	Sneaker Pimps - Low Five
You Like To Read:	Classic literature
You Firmly Believe In:	Nose-picking
Everyone Thinks You Are:	A respectable person
You Were Conceived:	Backstage at a Queen concert
You Will Marry:	The Antichrist

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~Nose picking = no. Antichrist? Probably. I mean, the ďż˝bend-and-snapďż˝ wonďż˝t be what it used to be, considering Iďż˝ll be FORTY--freaking--ONE years old!! (Iďż˝m getting some mileage out of this.)~

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation Graphic Artist
Yearly income $632,049
Hours per week you work 70
Education Up to 4 years of college
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Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Graphic Artist
Yearly income	$632,049
Hours per week you work	70
Education	Up to 4 years of college

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~Crap. There goes that whole ďż˝lazy slutďż˝ career I was working toward.~

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is Your Boobs
Special Talents Are Everything (Multi-talented)
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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Boobs
Special Talents Are	Everything (Multi-talented)

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~Canďż˝t argue with that.~

Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you: Intelligence
In a survival situation, you: Fight, but reluctantly
Your hidden talent is: Spiritual wisdom
Your gift is: Genius
In groups, you: Are the entertainment
Your best quality is: Your industriousness
Your weakness is: Being predictable
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Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Intelligence
In a survival situation, you:	Fight, but reluctantly
Your hidden talent is:	Spiritual wisdom
Your gift is:	Genius
In groups, you:	Are the entertainment
Your best quality is:	Your industriousness
Your weakness is:	Being predictable

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~Reluctantly? Pfft. Iďż˝d throw down if someone said ďż˝The sky is blueďż˝--just because I didnďż˝t like their tone.~

Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Emo Kid
Super Power Mind-Reading
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Tacos
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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	Emo Kid
Super Power	Mind-Reading
Enemy	The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation	City Bus
Weapon	Tacos

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~Tacos? Well--if I made them, then, yeah.~

Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan? Ashton Kutcher.
How? Manually.
Will it be good? yeah, you can still feel it.
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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
Name
Age
Virgin?
So, who will make you moan?	Ashton Kutcher.
How?	Manually.
Will it be good?	yeah, you can still feel it.

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~Like I canďż˝t go out and find a nice, pretty Iowa boy myself. Oh, thatďż˝s right--I canďż˝t.

Demi, I think you hear me knocking and I think Iďż˝m coming in.~

What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be... "this pain it'll go away soon, right?"
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What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Your LJ username
Your real name
Your sex
Your age
Your last words will be...	"this pain it'll go away soon, right?"

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~I would say that. Or ďż˝If this doesnďż˝t stop bleeding in an hour--Iďż˝ll think about going to the hospital.ďż˝~

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer: the Entire World, except for the bits nobody wanted anyway.
Your title will be: Archbishop
You will succeed by: Creating a brilliant computer virus.
Your Enforcers will be: LiveJournal writers (their numbers are ever-swelling, and their criticism can cut you like razor-wire!).
Your first act as ruler: Build an invincible fortified palace on the Moon.
(What happened after) Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
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The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire World, except for the bits nobody wanted anyway.
Your title will be:	Archbishop
You will succeed by:	Creating a brilliant computer virus.
Your Enforcers will be:	LiveJournal writers (their numbers are ever-swelling, and their criticism can cut you like razor-wire!).
Your first act as ruler:	Build an invincible fortified palace on the Moon.
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!

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~People! I have been telling you this. And once I hook up with the Antichrist, itďż˝ll be all over but the shouting. Of course, you have time to prepare. After all, I wonďż˝t be FORTY--freaking--ONE years old for another 14 years.~

Currently Reading: Acts Of God (Book Three of the Christ Clone Trilogy) by James BeauSeigneur

Listening To: Buddy Holly
...Just remember all birds and bees go by twos through life's mysteries...

Have a happy day!

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