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So I'm Sick

May 22, 2003 ... 5:00 p.m.

So I�m Sick

I am up from the couch for a brief entry. I hate children. They make me sick. Oh, sure. They�re cute and all. Sometimes they even amuse me. Trickery. Leading me to forget that they are, in fact, cleverly designed virus transporting devices. Clever in that they rarely become ill themselves, but instead simply brush off the germs onto unsuspecting adults.

Hugs? Ha. Nefarious microbe transfer, is more like it.

And see? That�s what �school� is all about. Ingenious. We think they go learn stuff. But no. It is, in truth, the viral and bacterial mothership where they go to swap germs with other transporters.

Specially bred viruses for advanced gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.

So, it�s back to the couch and my layers of quilts and my apple juice and my Wizard Of Oz video. And then to the doctor. For drugs. Cos I have a owie throat.

Later.

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Have a happy day!

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