Conversations Over Monopoly
August 11, 2002 ... 11:17 p.m.
Scene: Eibisch, Bootsie and Le Prince around the kitchen table, playing “Monopoly.”
Le Prince: “Go Bootsie! Yay, yay, yay Bootsie!”
Bootsie: “That’s right.”
Eibisch: “Bite me. I’ll buy Park Place.”
Le Prince: “No. You a punk. Put your dukes up, stinky!”
Eibisch (incredulous): “What!?!?”
Bootsie: “Bwa ha ha ha...”
Le Prince: “You hear me, stinky! [To Bootsie] That’s a no funny!”
Bootsie: “That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!”
Eibisch: “My turn.”
Le Prince: “You gonna lose dork girl!”
Eibisch: “Don’t make me hurt you, Chia Boy!”
Le Prince: “Yeah right, weenie girl! Bootsie turn. Bootsie gonna win. Her no stinky! Ha ha!”
Eibisch [to Bootsie]: “Are you paying him? Ha! Doubles! I so rock!”
Bootsie: “With what? He doesn’t understand money. You do not. Those weren‘t doubles! You can’t roll doubles on a 7!”
Eibisch: “You’re sneaking him Cokes, aren’t you? It was an 8 and I had two 4s. I’m buying Indiana.”
Le Prince: “I more like Bootsie.”
Bootsie and Eibisch: “Why?”
Le Prince: “I like Bootsie hair. Yellow. I no like black hair Eibisch has.”
Bootsie: “Oh, I see! He likes blondes.”
Eibisch: “Yeah, you and every other guy on the planet.”
Le Prince: “Elvis marry black hair girl.”
Eibisch: “[to Bootsie] Marry? You teach him that? [Bootsie nods]”
Le Prince: “Elvis marry black hair girl. Like you.”
Eibisch: “Yep, you’re right.”
Le Prince: “Elvis crazy!”
Eibisch: “No he was not! Did Bootsie tell you that?”
Le Prince: “Ha ha! Elvis silly! Elvis die in toilet!”
Eibisch: “What!?!?! Elvis rocks, little man!”
Bootsie: “Ha ha...Elvis...ha ha...in...ha ha...IN toilet...ha ha...toilet...he...IN TOILET...[falls off chair]”
Eibisch: “Elvis is the King, kid! You just wait...August 16, nothing but Elvis! Elvis food, Elvis music, Elvis movies...Elvis, Elvis, Elvis!”
Le Prince: “I hear blah blah blah.”
Eibisch: “What? [to Bootsie] Where does he get this stuff?”
Bootsie: “I don’t know. Hey, isn’t this the lead pipe from Clue?”
Le Prince: “[singing] How you like me now? How you like me now?”
Eibisch: “Mmm-hmm. Do you suppose that’s where we’ll find the Scottie dog? I’m telling you--Elvis, Elvis, Elvis!”
Le Prince: “Elvis sucks. You like Elvis? Elvis sucks! Elvis stinky toilet!”
Eibisch (affecting Scottish accent a la Shrek): “You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.”
Le Prince (a la Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove): “No touchy-touchy!”
Eibisch: “I...you...he...[bursts into uncontrollable laughter]...*snort*...”
Le Prince: “You weird.”
And how was your night?
Currently Reading: The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver (zzzzzzz...)
Listening To: ELVIS: Aloha From Hawaii!! 25 years gone and still The King, baby!!!
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